Larry-Sue the Wonder Unicorn (Highwaymen)

A unicorn from the maybe-not-so-mythical Enchanted Forest. Has a huge chip on their shoulder. Hilarious and profane (or they would be, if they weren't cursed not to be able to curse). LarrySue is equal parts tough-love drill sergeant and neurotic multi-phobic. (If you've never seen a unicorn hyperventilate over a child's sticky hands, well, it's not pretty). A heart of pure glittery gold underneath all that matted hair, they need to learn to trust before it can shine again.